So over it.

I am so sick of all this Minneapolis versus St. Paul bullshit I could scream.

I like St. Paul. It is much more my style. I like the slower pace, I’m not into nightlife. I like my townie-esque bar and my favorite Vietnamese place and my convenient distance from all of my favorite places. St. Paul is exactly what I need and I intend to stay right the hell here.

I don’t care why you (the proverbial you) think Minneapolis is so much better. It works for you and that’s just fine with me. I don’t need to listen to you preach. And I don’t want to argue with anyone about why I think St. Paul is better, either. Seriously. Is it really so important?

I’m not going to move to another city just because there are more food delivery options. That would probably be bad for my bank account anyway. When I want to visit a delicious Minneapolis restaurant or something, I will. HELLO, it takes like ten minutes to get there. It’s not that big a deal.

The two cities are very different and each offer different things. I don’t understand why people can’t just accept that each city has its own positive and negative qualities and leave it the hell alone. I am over the rivalry. They are cities, not sports teams. Find something more worthwhile to argue about.